Tuesday 31 May 2011

Monday 30th may 2011

Today my aunty N and grandad D came to stay. It was really fun! I also started a new blog, theories of a 10 year old, and worked out a secret code!

Monday 30 May 2011

Sunday 29th May 2011

Today we went to the zoo and I started reading Anne of avonlea and Anne of the island

Saturday 28th May 2011

Today I started reading Anne of Green Gables! It's a really good book!
My family went to the aquarium in Plymouth and then we went  to see my aunty J ,my aunty N and Grandad D. As well as my cousins G vand D!

Friday 7th may 2011

Today I had to go to school, that goes without saying,  but what was unfair was that:
EDWARD AND ALEXANDER GOT TO STAY AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday 26th may 2011

Today a boy who like one of my friends is called J and who for safety reasons will be called Idiot 1!
(Another boy in my class who's name is also J will be called idiot 2)
Idiot 1 and some other people became webmasters for the new school website!
I'm writing a blog for the class  mascot!

Sunday 29 May 2011

Wednsay 25th of May 2011

Today I read the jungle book, the white seal and Rikki tikki tavi all in the same day!
Moral: Runyard Kipling is an amazing writer!

Tuesday 24th may

Today I had games. I hate it! At the moment we're doing tennis! Mrs A was teaching us, and as part of the lesson we had to play this game:
  1. Mrs A throws you the ball
  2. You bat it back
  3. Mrs A tries to catch it.
If she does your out and have to help her try and catch the ball and if she doesn't you get a point! Now at first I didn't believe I could possibly win, but then it it me! I couldn't catch the ball on the racket that well, but I threw it so wildly that hardly any one could catch it!
Now Mrs A must of also known this, because she did some thing so terrible no teacher should ever do it:
SHE CHEATED!!!!!!!!!!!
That's right when held my racket ready to win Mrs A didn't throw the ball a t me,  she rolled  it along the ground...
So I was out!
One day when I'm leaving to go to another school when Im in year 8 I will show the school this blog!

Tuesday 24 May 2011

Monday 23rd may 2011

Today was just any old monday. I discovered that the world was supposed to end on saturday, but it didn't HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Monday 23 May 2011

Sunday 22nd may 2011

Today I wrote a ballad! Soon it will be published in my book: Poems by a ten year old! We also went to the garden center and my brother E, forgot to take his shoes!!!!
Moral: When you get into the the car, check you have your shoes.

Saturday 1st of May 2011

GREAT DAY! Mum had a tutorial so me ,my da and my brothers went out. We went to cardiff. First we went to a lego shop that ha a make your own minifigure thing going on!
Then we went to the mueseum of welsh stuff! Were I did pottery! You can find out about it at: http://www.museumwales.ac.uk/en/stfagans/u . Then we went to my grandparents house!!!!!!!!
Moral: Enjoy good days

Sunday 22 May 2011

Friday 20th May 2011

Today me and the rest of Key stage 2, took part in a record breaking walk. Thousands of people all over the country did it too.
The idea is that we get sponsored and raise money for Jakarna, you can also help at http://www.jakarna.com/. I haven't yet got any sponsors so I'm hoping that Mum and Dad will sponsor me.
Then again I do help Charities  a lot. Today I helped with the fairtrade bake sale. Me and a group of others went out to try and sell cakes in the play ground!

Thursday 19 May 2011

Thursday 19th May 2011

During the summer at my school your allowed to swim at lunch time! All week I've been trying to get in the pool, but it was either full up or not on at the time!  Toay however....
I FINALLY DID IT!
I had lots of fun going under water! I'm a bit out of practice though so I can't o any legnths yet I will though!

wednsday 18th May 2011

Today I  preformed a play written by me! Ok so one of the characters was invented by Mrs W and one of the gags:
"But we'r taling about saving the world!"
"The world can phone for pizza"
was copywrighted I'm safe though. No-one is going to lock me up for using it in a non-profitable play!
The play was about fairtrade Mrs W only added in the character 'M' to try and explain 'What is fairtrade?'
It went brilliantly exept....
NOBODY LAUGHED AT THE PIZZA GAG!

Monday 16 May 2011

Monday 16th May 2011

AAAAAARGH! J is so annoying! Today at world links club which I am usually dedicated to , Mrs W asked me if I could write a short play for fair trade as part of an assembly on Wednesday. J wanted to help so I let her type wile I dictated. The play was about two people who want to go shopping one wants to buy Fair trade the other doesn't. At the end J'scharacter explains tat if they don't get payed the countries will  just keep the food for themselves. and after that they will keep the food for themselves. Then the person rounds it of by saying "So shall we buy fairtrade?"
My idea was my character  saying this "What you mean we  will die! QUICK! Take all my money and buy loads of fairtrade goods!"
J's was this "Well,duh we'll die without food"
I changed it to "Ok I'll buy fairtrade" and Jasmine refused to take part any more!
Tommorow I shall change it to my Idea, Jasmines no longer taking part she can 't stop me!

Saturay 15th May

I think I have broken my hand

Sunday 15 May 2011

Saturday 14th May 2011

Today my mum was doing a tutorial so me my dad and my brothers went to bristol we had crisps and sweets for the boys and then we went to the zoo with mum. We went shopping after that an had pizza and chips for tea!
Yum!

Friday 13th of may 2011

Friday 13th unluckiest day of the year, well it wasn't like that for me.....
I went on a school trip I brought 2 books one to read on the way there one to read on the way back, I'd read one and a quarter books by the time we got there! I was in Mrs W's group and went round the house and did an activity called pouncing.
Elizabeth 1st only had one portrait painted of her ,the rest were copies of that portrait. They copied it by:
Drilling holes into it.
Making marks insie the holes using powder (we used a pencil)
and join the dot and add details

Thursday the 12 of May 2011

Montecute House tommorow I can't wait!

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Wednsday 11th May 2011

It has been a week since I starrtted writing and STILL NO FOLLOWERS! :-(
If you want to folllow please do NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Tuesday 10th of May 2011

Today we did the long jump in games.
Quite a lot of people lost and some of them were SWEARING!
I wasn't luckily for them Mr E the games teacher didn't hear.
Quite a lot of the time the whole class has been punished for stuff me and my friends weren't doing!
My Mum says that mass punishment is against the Geneva convention!
Moral: Sometimes people (even teachers and other authority figures) won't seem quite as clever and intelligent as you.
.P.S. I have a confession to make. I have just spent the last hour catching up on my blog so Sunday and Monday are bits I have just written now, Sorry!

Monday 9th May 2011

Today I finnally found some new shoesafter what seeme like years of looking,
Then spent all night learning how to tie thier laces up
Moral: every silver lining has a small grey angry  storm cloud!

Sunday 8th of May

Is it Friday 13th or is it just me?
In other words ,BAD DAY! Now I've got a great religion (set up by yours truly) and Ive worked out that if I pray for something it works, but today it didn't. For instance I saw a ... DOCTOR WHO SCRIPT WRITING COMP! Sadly its for groups of 2-4 made up of people aged 9-11.
See its almost as if they wanted me to not enter.
The moral is: On a bad day don't look  up life changing opportunity's!

Sunday 8 May 2011

Saturday 7th of May 2011

Today was brilliant!
Me and my family went to Hestercombe and even though it rained a lot it was still fun!
Then we went  home and had my favourite meal: Pizza and Chips the only bad bit was the passport photos.
That's because there were all these rules:
1. No hair covering your face or ears
2. No facial expression
3. No looking up
Q. if you look a the first word of those sentences what  do you get?
A. No No and No!
The passport thing was a nightmare!
To show you why I want you to picture this in you imagination
You come to the passport booth with your little brother (whom for safety reasons will be named A)
You have a black mop of dhe hair that's always in your eyes and you look as if you have no ears. A is better but still bad.
You brush all the hair out of your eyes and ears then you ajust the seat to the exact hieght and take the photo.
With me it took 3 tries and you couldn't tell it was me.
The seat wasn't high enough for A.
But good news I am going to try and insert morals  into  my ddaily life and heres the first:
The moral of this stoory is, get you passport photo done by a photographer

Friday 6 May 2011

Friday the 6th of May 2011

Today was The School Tudor day! Every one looked great in their costumes and the Henry the viii man was hysterically funny (if any one reading this wants to hire him for their school his website is at http://www.henrytudor.co.uk/page3.htm ) He told us stuff he'd heard at other schools like for instance
When he asked if there were any questions he said it had to be about Henry viii , He said that because at one school he went to he asked if there were any question and a a little boy put up his hand and said "How many species of squid are there?
See, hilarious!

Thursday 5 May 2011

Thursday the 5th of May 2011

I had an O.K day the teachers at school all were getting us to know every thing   about Henry VIII for the activities tomorrow, during break me and my friend who for safety reasons I will name J were sitting inside I am writing a story about the Tudors and J is doing designs for her Dream House we were only mildly concentrating because I had just come up with a great design for a theme park ride! ( You pay climb into a cart and inside it looks rubbish ,but then in the wall a or opens you go through and speed through a daplace with bat sound effects where damp bits of cloth brush against your face, the headlights on york ur car show a brick wall you drive right through realising it is made of strong paper!) When the teacher Mrs W told us to go out side ,without taking our supplies with us! J went off and joined a chattering group of girls leaving me unable to go inside and get a book then Mrs W opened a door and told me to  walk aroud and get some exersise of all the nerve! So I walked around the bench, it started off as a way to symbolise my bordom but I couldn't stop and eventuallythe bell rang I couldn't concentrate through the whole of maths because of that!
Then again Mrs W isnt that bad and every one has faults!

Thursday 5th of May 2011

Wednesday 4 May 2011

Wednsday the 4th of May 2011

At last School is over for today!
Then again Wednsay is quite a good day.
We learnt about Tudors and carried on with the book we'r reading: There's a boy in the Girls bathroom, We've had a mixture of Tudors and there's a Boy in the girls bathroom for  the whole week ,I think it would be better if we just mixed the two together and called it there's a Tudor in the Girls bathroom!
The School is preparing because an actor portraying Henry the VII is coming!
My Mum suggested I write this blog,and I agreed because it sounded fun and one day when I'm famous this blog will be worth loads!

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